Hayu Haiku
Traffic cop dance

Dancing traffic cop
Directing the traffic while
cheering up my day

I push the home button five times as often now

Another upgrade
that was made necessary
Smart phone, yet short life

Ouch

My back hurt quite much
on train car nine two four three
Noone stood for me

Weird weather

Another March day
sixty degrees, feels warmer
Global weirding, right?

Awards

Spotted on the street
now setting the world record
Biggest Yawn Ever

Sunny subway

Sunglasses down here?
It’s safe to take them off now
Subway means no sun

Celebrity spotting?

Darren Cris! It’s him!
No, I’m wrong. Alas, it’s just a
random other guy.

Like

So first I was like
and then you were like, like. Like…
and then I was like

train

Hey, look! Empty train!
The other cars look so full.
*sniff* someone peed here.

Choices

Escalator queue
or a brisk walk up the stairs
Popular choice? Queue!